America In the Tank

 

I’™ve been to New Hampshire on many occasions. It’™s a bit of an odd place, probably because it’™s sandwiched between Canada, Vermont, Maine, and Boston. But this is just plain weird. Don’™t say I didn’™t warn ya.

ALBANYA 45-year-old Gardiner, Maine, man was arrested Sunday on criminal trespass charges after a [...]

Commentary By: Richard Blair

I’™ve been to New Hampshire on many occasions. It’™s a bit of an odd place, probably because it’™s sandwiched between Canada, Vermont, Maine, and Boston. But this is just plain weird. Don’™t say I didn’™t warn ya.

ALBANYA 45-year-old Gardiner, Maine, man was arrested Sunday on criminal trespass charges after a teenage girl found him staring at her from below an outhouse seat, police said.

 

Police pulled Gary Moody from the waste tank under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagus Highway at about 12:30 p.m. Sunday.

‘œWe had to decontaminate him,’ said Capt. Jon Hebert of the Carroll County Sheriff’™s Department, adding that firefighters hosed the man down before police handcuffed him.

‘œWe treated him as if he were hazardous material,’ Hebert said’¦

No word yet on whether or not he had a W’™04 sticker on his truck.

h/t to Eschaton Magazine commentor bkny for the head’™s up’¦

Wednesday, June 29th, 2005 by Richard Blair |
Category: Humor

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