New Homeland Security Chief?

I’™ve got it on good authority from the liberal media that Mr. Bush is naming Yoda as his newest Homeland Security Chief. Evidently the current chief will go back to being a judge in Philadelphia.

Yoda will be a vast improvement. I’™m not sure he’™ll put up with Republican attempts to [...]

Commentary By: Steven Reynolds

I’™ve got it on good authority from the liberal media that Mr. Bush is naming Yoda as his newest Homeland Security Chief. Evidently the current chief will go back to being a judge in Philadelphia.

Yoda will be a vast improvement. I’™m not sure he’™ll put up with Republican attempts to delete our civil liberties, but he sure is good with a light sabre. And he speaks funny, not unlike the Commander-in-Chief himself. Of course, the fact that they are both puppets is a pretty strong reason to put Yoda in, but why not go all the way, abdicate, and let Yoda take over. He’™s a superior puppet ‘” Cheney and Halliburton make for low-quality puppetry in comparison to Frank Oz.

Thursday, June 30th, 2005 by Steven Reynolds |
Category: Humor

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