A Poem

Ode To a VP’™s Knees

Oh, Vice

President,

You walked so

slowly to the

car the other

day,

After the

operation to

remove

‘aneurysms’™

from your

knees.

It sounds really

serious, that.

A bit like wot

Arnold

Schwarzenegger

got in Total

Recall, but

didn’™t his brain

almost exploded

then?

Either you are a

tough cookie, or

someone made [...]

Commentary By: Steven Reynolds

Ode To a VP’™s Knees

Oh, Vice

President,

You walked so

slowly to the

car the other

day,

After the

operation to

remove

‘aneurysms’™

from your

knees.

It sounds really

serious, that.

A bit like wot

Arnold

Schwarzenegger

got in Total

Recall, but

didn’™t his brain

almost exploded

then?

Either you are a

tough cookie, or

someone made

up that

diagnosis for the

insurance claim

form.

Dad says it

sounds like a

fiddle to him,

And that you

should give up

the

Riverdancing.

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Friday, September 30th, 2005 by Richard Blair |
Category: Humor

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