Bush SOTU Watching Kit

Cookie Christine has a list of important stuff to have on hand, but I’™m thinking she forgot a couple things.

Bottle of Jack Daniels.

Gag for any peace activist who happens to stop by

Truss

Blue dress, with stain (just in case)

Hmm, maybe those aren’™t all that vital to watching the President, but you definitely need the [...]

Commentary By: Steven Reynolds

Cookie Christine has a list of important stuff to have on hand, but I’™m thinking she forgot a couple things.

Bottle of Jack Daniels.

Gag for any peace activist who happens to stop by

Truss

Blue dress, with stain (just in case)

Hmm, maybe those aren’™t all that vital to watching the President, but you definitely need the Jack, as you’™ve got to drink each time he says ‘œTerra.’ Yes, there will be hundreds of drunks in front of their screens watching this one.

If I missed something, or if Cookie did, put them in the comments section, OK?

Edit 8:55 by SpinDentist: Will Durst might just have the best drinking game for tonight’™s SOTU.

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006 by Richard Blair |
Category: Politics - U.S.

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