Christian Humor?

Surely that’™s what it is, isn’™t it? No religously-backed internet news site could possibly publish this sort of thing, could they?

If I were to see five Christians standing over a Muslim, Christians hooded with knives lifted toward the Muslimï–¿–½s neck, I would weep and weep and weep until I had no more [...]

Commentary By: Steven Reynolds

Surely that’™s what it is, isn’™t it? No religously-backed internet news site could possibly publish this sort of thing, could they?

If I were to see five Christians standing over a Muslim, Christians hooded with knives lifted toward the Muslimï–¿–½s neck, I would weep and weep and weep until I had no more tears.


Then I would call every church around the world to demand that those Christians pictured in the newsfeed be strung up by dawn. Their necks would be sewn so tightly with rope they would not have room to whisper. Their corpses would hang till dry.

I would pray for the God of wrath to descend upon those Christians with such furry that their innards would spill out on the ground. I would pray in Jesusï–¿–½ name that every angel in glory come upon the hooded ones, spreading their ribs from east to west.

This guy has some issues. Serious issues. Someone’™s got to tell him that Torquemada just isn’™t the model for Christianity anymore.

Thursday, March 30th, 2006 by Richard Blair |
Category: Holy War

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