No Heros: Landis Had Synthetic Testosterone
I’m not a cycling enthusiast, but Floyd Landis’ Tour de France victory was a thing of sports legend - guy with a bad hip, in constant pain, comes back from certain defeat and wins the most prestigious cycling event in the world. A true feel-good story. Well, at least it would have been, […]
I’m not a cycling enthusiast, but Floyd Landis’ Tour de France victory was a thing of sports legend - guy with a bad hip, in constant pain, comes back from certain defeat and wins the most prestigious cycling event in the world. A true feel-good story. Well, at least it would have been, except for one eensey little thing.
Let me be clear that I gave up on sports heros quite awhile ago. They’re all juiced in one manner or another. But as I listened last week to an NPR interview with Landis, it was obvious that he was trying, in a most unconvincing manner, to explain his positive doping result. His story (“hey, I got liquored up after that bad stage, and it threw off the results” ) just didn’t pass the smell test.
Tonight comes word that Landis was, indeed, apparently taking some performance enhancing pharmaceuticals:
Tests show that some of the testosterone in Floyd Landis’ system at the Tour de France was synthetic and not naturally produced by his body as he claimed, according to a newspaper report.
The French antidoping lab testing the American cyclist’s samples determined that some of the hormone came from an external source, The New York Times reported on its Web site Monday night, citing a person at the International Cycling Union with knowledge of the result…
File this under the tab: “Why I’m such a fucking cynic about everything.”




