You remember. Come4 on, you’re not too young to remember Johnny Carson doing the Amazing Karnak, are you? Damn, am I that old? Hmm, we won’t go there.

The way Johnny did it, is that Ed McMahon would read out a string of seemingly unrelated words, and then Johnny, as Karnak, would give the punch line, which would comically attach Ed’s string together. Here’s a couple examples, from strangecosmos.com:

A: Zippo Marx.
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?

A: Touchback.
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?

A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?

A: Big Ben, Joe Namath and a candidate’s campaign promises.
Q: What is a clock, a jock and a crock.

OK, it wasn’t always funny. But this is.

Congressman David Drier, Senator Lindsey Graham, Congressman Patrick McHenry and Senator Mitch McConnell.

Karnak would answer. . .

Who are the next four Republican “pro-family” hypocrites to be outed by Mike Rogers, the publisher or BlogActive.

From Pensito. With much thanks.