Top GOPers Skip Black Debate
Empty podiums or empty heads?
The top tier GOP candidates bailed on the debate last night at a predominately black college because of what were said to be “scheduling conflicts”. Here now are some other excuses that may have been considered:
1. Worried they might slip up and mention how “surprised” they were that a black moderated debate was just like every other debate and no one was shouting “M-Fer, I have a question.”
2. Were concerned about how they would act around all those “stocky black guys“.
3. Would rather attend the symposium by Michael Medved discussing how slavery wasn’t such a bad thing.
Feel free to add your own in the comments.
(X-posted at The Xsociate Files)
“Those people don’t never listen anyhow, so what’s the point of talking at them?”
“They might have cell phones or wallets in their pockets, which would make it necessary to shoot them. 41 shots!”
“Who gives a fuck what they think, we’re only gonna disenfranchise them anyway.”
“Look, give me one nigger versus 30 of me and my white hooded friends, and that’s a ratio I can live with. But a theatreful versus me? That ain’t happening.”
“To be honest, I just don’t like black people. Never have, never will. And to be even more honest, they know just as well what a steaming pile of shit I am. So why waste everyone’s time with this whole song and dance that everyone knows is a load of crap. You have a better chance getting me in front of homos. At least some of them value lower taxes over their human rights. And they’re a LOT more refined, like my colleagues Senator Craig and Representative McHenry.”
Ouch. I think i went into totally offensive overload. I think i outdid myself…