Ken Starr to the Rescue: Sex Crime Unit
Ken Starr’s busy lately, defending sex offenders and tryiong to keep a millionaire sex offender off the sex offender registry.
HE battled the evil BJs in the Oval Office, and now Ken Starr is once again doing the kind of legal work that, well, gives lawyers a bad name. From Radar (and here’s an ABCNews article, as a bonus):
Money manager Jeffrey Epstein’s PR machine is in overdrive. But his ploy to wipe away accusations of sex with underage girls might be about to backfire.
The multi-millionaire (and former Radar backer with New York Daily News owner Mort Zuckerman) is accused of paying girls as young as 14 to come to his Palm Beach mansion and give him erotic massages, often while he assaulted them with a variety of brightly colored sex toys. (Epstein, of course, claims he didn’t know the girls were underage.) He was arrested on a single prostitution charge. Now, with the help of former Clinton/Whitewater special counsel Kenneth Starr, the man formerly known as one of Manhattan’s most eligible bachelors is said to be close to a deal in which he’ll plead guilty to the state prostitution charge in exchange for 18 months in prison (the charge carries a max of five years) and avoid having to register as a federal sex offender.
Meanwhile, Radar has learned that the incidents in Palm Beach were not the first time complaints were made by parents about Epstein’s treatment of their daughters. They stretch back as far as four years, according to a high-level executive at Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, where Epstein would use the spa. Often, waitresses and others would get invites back to Epstein’s mansion, our source says. “But there was an incident where the daughter of a member had gone to Epstein’s home and something very, very unpleasant happened. Understandably, her father made a big stink at the club … and Epstein was told never to come back.”
Furthermore, the parent of one of Epstein’s youngest victims is outraged that he could walk without registering as a sex offender and tells Radar, “What this man did to my daughter was horrible. He thinks that with all his money, his big deal lawyers, and his hired thugs, he can get away with anything. I pray that other young girls will never have to suffer like my daughter did. The whole world should know that he is a sex offender.”
Yeah, it looks like Ken Starr’s got his work cut out for him. He’s still got to keep Epstein’s name of the sex offender registry. Yeah, you’ve heard that one, a millionaire who gets off of a penalty that no regular person would get off of. Justice for the rich, brought to you by Ken Starr.
So, now that Ken Starr’s not lapping it up at the public trough, turning a simple investigation into a monster that only served political interests, it’s good to see him getting dirty and doing legitimate, if very disgusting, legal work. After all, even slimeballs need representation. Personally, if I’m a slimeball, though, there’s not a chance of me calling Starr.




Birds of a feather, flock and flies together. We’re living in a nation of slimeballs.
Good for Starr and his firm. Sex offender registration means a lifetime of unemployment and often homelessness. It should be restricted to rapists, not persons who employ masseusses.
Ah, even 14 year old masseuses?
Fucking pervert jews
Leaving aside Sam’s dimwitted comment, let’s enjoy the fact that everyone’s favourite “Christian” crusader, Kenny Starr, is again wallowing in a sex scandal. Must give him that warm and fuzzy feeling! Perhaps soon he’ll sit for some softball interviews with Diane Sawyer, Tim Russert, Chris Wallace, and other admirers.
Remember Kenny Boy’s stories about his jogging along the Potomac while chanting Christian hymns? The local residents must have mistaken those sounds either for rough sex, or torture at Guantanamo. When it comes to sexual matters, he can always consult with his fellow Federalist Society perverts like Teddy Olson, Larry Silberman, Ann Coulter, and — dare we forget — Clarence Thomas!
Welcome to Ken’s World!
If you are a supporter of “traditional family values” and support “the sanctity of marriage” then sex with a consenting adult intern is an impeachable offense and sex with underage minors is just hunky-dory. How do I get back to the other side of the mirror? Help me!