A Novel Idea for Gun Control? Vasectomies for a Permit.
There’s an old axiom which posits that the number of guns a man owns is inversely proportional to his shortcomings in, eh, other areas. Apparently, several lawless regions in India have decided to put the axiom to the test, and offer issuance of gun licenses only after a guy has had a vasectomy.
The Supreme Court has taken up the issue of a restrictive gun control ordinance in Washington, D.C., and is hearing the case today. It goes without saying that uncontrolled handgun proliferation, particularly in urban areas, has become anathema to law enforcement agencies across the country, but don’t look for SCOTUS to uphold the D.C. ordinance.
Perhaps there are other ways, more voluntary in nature, to control the permitting, licensing, and distribution of handguns? Hmmmmmm….
A bandit-infested region of India is trying to persuade men to undergo sterilisation by offering to fast-track their gun licence applications, an official said on Tuesday.
Officials in central Madhya Pradesh state’s Shivpuri district decided to adopt the policy — already tried out by some neighbouring states — to increase the low vascectomy rate.
“I came to know that it had to do with their perceived notion of manliness,” said Manish Shrivastav, administrative chief of Shivpuri district, part of the Indian Chambal region, which is famed for its lawlessness and bandits.
“I then decided to match it with a bigger symbol of manliness — a gun licence,” he said. “And the ploy worked.” …
Apparently, vasectomy rates have skyrocketed since the “expedited licensing” process was put into place.
Go figure. No word on whether the NRA would support such legislation in the U.S. (as if…)




Shoot! I was going to sign up for this! Oh shoot!
Yep, more “pussyfication” of America. One day testosterone will be completely outlawed, then…
i’ve been sterile since i was 19, and it doesn’t stop me from liking guns. does kinda blunt any intended humor, however…
sir arthur c. clarke had died :’-(
i consider myself pretty liberal, but i disagree on the mainstream liberal views on gun control and ‘immigration’.
i live a fairly rural area, with totally incompentent police, and i’d much rather count on myself to protect myself. also, no country has ever had a happy result with uncontrolled immigration. might wanna ask the romans…oh, wait, they were overrun by goths and vandals, that they hired. or american indians…nope, europeans of different flavors have all but done them in. or that whole serb/bosnian thing. tibet. sri lanka. good fences make good neighbors, in a metaphorical sense…