Yeah, Larry Craig is writing a book. Here’s a bit of the story from an interview with KTVB in Boise:

In a live interview on NewsChannel 7 Tuesday night – Craig, 62 - told Dee Sarton that he is in the process of writing a book on energy - that will also talk about his time in Congress – and the events of the past year.

“There will be a bit of what’s happened in the last year, and the way it evolved,” Craig said. “I think that’s important for Idaho and those outside Idaho who are interested to know.”

He hopes the book will be on store shelves in the next year.

Let’s have some fun. Craig is going to give his version of his public restroom escapades, so that probably figures in the title, doesn’t it? Wonkette is forming a book club to, presumably, read and dissect the book. I’m thinking that’s not necessary. The book needs a title! Post them in the comments. How about. . . .

Wise Cracks From a Wide Stance?

Edit, 1:40: Seems Levi Strauss is bringing out a new line of Wide Stance jeans in honor of Larry Craig. Be the first on your block to get the, From CAP News:

“We will be marketing the pants to cowboys and others who straddle things for a living, as well as men of discretion and adventure,” said Levi spokesperson Janice Weiss. She denied that the pants would be solely marketed to closet homosexuals, despite a flurry of pre-advertising that seems to suggest otherwise.

“Is the closet homosexual market huge? Of course it is, but that’s not who we’re trying to attract with our Wide Stance Pants,” Weiss said. “We’re looking to farmers straddling rows in a field, Seattle residents who find themselves constantly trying to avoid puddles, men who just honestly like the feel for more space between their legs. That sort of thing.”

I’m thinking Larry Craig may have a future in marketing.