Slate Rolls Off the Rails - John Edwards’ “Love Child”?
The National Enquirer has been dogging John Edwards for several months as a result of an anonymous “source” claiming that he has a love child hiding out in California. And outlets such as Slate and National Review are wondering why the legacy media isn’t picking up on this story. I have an answer…
I’ve been following a John Edwards story for awhile now; it’s a story that appears to be gaining traction in the wingnutosphere (not surprising), but now Slate’s getting into the action? Slate editor-at-large Jack Schafer begins his take on the story with with a hand wringing plea:
Q: Why the Press Is Ignoring the Edwards “Love Child” Story?
Lurid, eh? I’m not even going to rehash the claptrap that’s bubbling up in the wingnutosphere. We’ll leave that to Schafer and the wags at National Review and there heretofore venerable BusinessWeek (which seems to have been reduced to a gossip rag). But let me give Mr. Schafer a very quick answer to his question:
A: The legacy media isn’t biting on this story because the supermarket tabloid National Enquirer broke the “story”, which was provided by an “anonymous source”.
Now, let’s do a couple of things. First, a minor housekeeping item: Mr. Shafer’s been involved in a scandal or two himself. As an editor at Slate, he allowed the publishing of a totally bogus story by one of his writers. When the bogus story was discovered, Mr. Shafer wrote a mea culpa:
“The lesson I learned isn’t to refrain from asking writers for detail but to be skeptical about details that sound too good or that you had to push too hard to get the writer to uncover or that are suspicious simply because any writer worth his salt would have put them in his first draft. All that said, it’s almost impossible for an editor to beat a good liar every time out.” …
And any editor or writer worth his (or her) salt would totally discount any claptrap pushed by the celebrity chasing doodyheads at National Enquirer - but that didn’t stop Mr. Schafer from tittering about the Enquirer’s report like a plaid-skirted middle school glee club heather, huh? It certainly doesn’t seem as if he’s learned much of a lesson.
Second, if the legacy media heathers decide that they must titter and squeal about the veracity of the claims of in the Enquirer, then they are also duty bound to get to the bottom of the following tabloid stories:
Bush Booze Crisis, National Enquirer, 2/21/2005

Claw Marks, Globe Magazine, 1/8/2008:

Google Bush divorce tabloid and see what you come up with (hint: more than 175,000 hits)

And finally, just to prove I’m not being a partisan hack about this, here’s one more from the Democratic Party side of the ledger:

What about it? Why, oh, why is the legacy media ignoring these stories, which have been floating around in the tabs for years now? Inquiring minds want to know. Time to get busy, fourth estate. Jack Schafer and Mickey Kaus and Byron York are watching and will hold you accountable.




In SF at K S F O this was all over the morning show. They of course just tell everyone to go to the website that way they avoid any slander problems.
I like your stance on this issue but won’t link to this post because I don’t even want to give that rumour one extra second of life. I think you nailed it, though.
The Republicans are very afraid because both Obama and Edwards ARE LOYAL to their wives, and McCain was not at all to his first wife after she had been crippled. So the Republicans are starting early and going after one of the Democrats strongest strength–their loyal marriages with magnificent wives–and try to neutralize that. Just as the Republicans went after Kerry’s and Cleland’s war records to minimize the lack of military participation on the part of Bush, Cheney, and Chambliss. Rove’s fingerprints are all over this.
And why do the Republicans make so much fuss about Edwards’ hair, because it is an obvious strength of his. Again, go after the biggest strengths to neutralize them.
Remember the awful joke McCain told a few years back…about Janet Reno being Chelsea Clinton’s real daddy to explain her ducklinghood? Chelsea is totally a swan now, but McCain is still mush mouthed. Well, you can pin the tail on the Attorney General again…Mike Mukasey is the real father of the baby. Why? Because that baby looks just like John McCain but with more hair.
Heh-heh - if you remove the word “tabloid” from the Google search phrase for Bush divorce, I’m the second hit.