John McCain Knows How to Get Bin Laden!
John McCain revealed yesterday that he knows how to get Osama bin Laden. Really, he’s going to be our hero, but he won’t reveal a thing until elected President. It isn’t about our country, after all, but about blackmailing voters into electing him.
That’s what he said, in between running off his mouth with negatives about Barack Obama. He said he knew how to get bin Laden, and told that to the ABCNews people. They’ve got the scoop at Reuters:
Republican candidate John McCain said on Wednesday that if elected president, he will capture al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden.
“President Clinton had opportunities to get Osama bin Laden. President Bush had opportunities to get Osama bin Laden. I know how to do it and I’ll do it,” he told ABC’s “World News” in an interview.
There is no word on why, for the last seven years, McCain has refused to tell anyone in the world how he was going to catch bin Laden. Perhaps he’s saving that until he gets elected President or something. And if Obama gets elected President, well, McCain will do nothing?
What a stupid thing McCain said. Simply stupid. There’s no indication he’s done a thing to catch bin Laden so far, but he’s had this “plan” all along? Stupid and arrogant, that’s what it is.
So, Maverick knows how to get Bin laden?? But we will have to wait till he gets into office.
Now Thats keeping America first.
By the way..Does anyone know his call sign when he was in the Navy????
I think John McCain is going to sic Chuck Norris on that evil Osama. He’s just waiting until he’s elected so he doesn’t have to be seen around a Hollywood type.
Would his plan have anything to do with the constant assertion that he will chase him to the gates of hell? As Senator Obama noted, maybe McCain ought to start with the caves on the Afghan-Pakistan border.
Let’s just hope McCain sends surrogates to capture Osama…I’d hate to trust him to do the job himself. After all…he does have a track record of finding himself holed up in POW camps.
BTW, I hear the Tora Bora Bed & Breakfast has far fewer amenities than the Hanoi Hilton.
Oh please. John McCain couldn’t find his ass with both hands and a map.
McCain’s call sign might have been “Wet Fart.”
Or maybe it was “Wet Start.”
GoogleSearch John McCain Wet Start and see whatcha get.
Peter
Thanks for that, They never say anything about his call sign..Hell by now, He may even have forgot it
This sounds so much like Nixon’s secret plan to end the Viet Namese War that I think I shall be sick.
Yeah, Nixon ended it all right. After he won his second election and just before he resigned.
Pardon me. The Porcelain God beckons.