Bat Boy Meets With Paulson, Ed Anger Endorses McCain
The endorsements are in and they will doom the Obama campaign and our economy all at once. Give up now.
Bat Boy meeting with Treasury Secretary Paulson is a sure sign the bailout bill will pass the house. It says so right there in Weekly World News, with a picture of them shaking hands, no less. I’m sure, since this is one of the publications Sarah Palin reads, that she’ll be bringing up this fact in the debate. We are doomed.
Worse still, Ed Anger is endorsing John McCain. Here’s the scoop direct from his endorsement in that fine publication:
I’m madder than A-Rod’s wife at a day-long Madonna concert. Can someone please explain to me why a Barack Obama presidency would be good for you and me? Me? I don’t get it. I realize that Mr. McCain may not be the perfect candidate. Hell, I don’t agree with Angry John on many issues. But Mr. McCain has my vote and by the time you finish reading this, I expect he will have yours.
McCain locks up the anger vote and the Bat Boy vote all at once! Amazing. Yes, we are doomed.
In other news, Sarah Palin has bagged a Bigfoot, but no word on whether she dressed it out in the field.
Who the hell is Ed Anger and why should we give a frack who he votes for?
Is Ed Anger some sort of parody? I’m feeling shades of Poe’s Law there.
Who the hell is Ed Anger? He is the guy who is pig-biting mad that Obama is such a shameless flip-flopper.
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/opinion/ed-anger-endorses-angry-john-mccain-for-president-4/
Is Ed Anger some sort of parody? I’m feeling shades of Poe’s Law there.
A parody? In such a fine upstanding publication as The Weekly World News? I’m shocked - shocked I tell you - to hear an insinuation that the publication that has uncovered the truth about our government’s horrible indifference to the suffering of Undead Americans, exposed the truth about how the Bridge to Nowhere was backed by investors from Outer Space, and were willing to tell the world about how the Amish are exploiting the work of patriotic Zombie Americans - that such a publication would print a parody on their pages? How dare you sir - have you no shame? The Weekly World News merely prints the news that no one else wants you to know about!
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The only problem with the WWN is that sometimes they just don’t go far enough. That Ed Anger column actually looks like something that Captain Ed or Bob “Treason-In-Defense-Of-Slavery Yankee” Owens might have barfed up on their blog for wingnut consumption. But really, it’s tough to keep up with parody of right wingnuts these days. The Daily Show works their collective asses off just to keep up with the folks moving the bar on a daily basis…
E in MD, you need to turn in your media card. Ed Anger is an astute observor of the political scene who is almost as sane as Michelle Malking. Of course, he’s a bit more fictional than Michelle.