Whack Jobs On Parade! Republicans Say the Stupidest Things
This begins a new column for Allspinzone that will repeat weekly, a rundown of some of the most stupid whack jobs out there, the craziest of the wing dings. This week we have a columnist who doesn’t understand the word racism, and another who thinks Sarah Palin is the victim of discrimination among our honorees.
It isn’t just the Republican leadership that’s stupid. It isn’t just Sarah Palin and John McCain and Mitch McConnell and James Dobson who carry the stupidity torch for the Republican Party. It’s average folk, too. And columnists. Man, the stupidity out there is stunning.
First on the list is maillouz, an anonymous writer on RedState, who has an odd opinion of racism. Mailloux is trying to make the argument that the Associated Press is defining all criticism of Obama as racism. The intent here is to create a precedent where any real incident can be whined about and argued by the right wing. You see, they are caught because they know so many of their followers are in fact racist. Mailloux, at least, has trouble with the definition. Here’s the example mailloux reacts to:
“I believe our nation is ruined and has been for several decades and the election of Obama is merely the culmination of the change . . . If you had real change it would involve all the members of (Obama’s) church being deported.”
And here’s the whine about how that isn’t racism. . .
Then, there’s Grant Griffin’s statement. It, in my opinion, does not contain any racism. He believes, as many do, that the nation’s decline (he probably meant moral decline) directly led to the election of Obama. Grant Griffin further believes, as do many, that Obama’s former church is anti-American. Often times, patriotic Americans invite America-haters to either “love it or leave it,” which is exactly what Grant Griffin did. That’s not racist.
The only real change, according to Griffin, is to have the complainers at Obama’s church all be deported. Of course, it is a coincidence to Mailloux that all of them are black. Nope, not a whiff of racism there. And, yes, Republicans are stupid.
Here’s Chuck Norris, from an interview by whack job magazine NewsMax:
Norris: “My biggest worry is that Obama says he’s going to tax the upper 5 percent by raising their taxes by 20 percent. But among that 5 percent are the corporations that are hiring middle-class Americans.
“If Obama raises my company’s taxes by 20 percent how am I going to be able to survive as a company? Well, if I’ve got 30 employees that means I’m going to have to lay off 10 employees so I can be able to keep up with the health and benefits and pension plans for my other 20 employees. In that situation, corporations are going to have to lay off a certain percentage of their employees.
Anyone who has read NewsMax knows that they don’t place a strong value on fact checking, but this is ridiculous. Where did Chuck get the 20% tax increase figure from? Is he losing muscle tone on his ass cheecks, and random numbers keep flying out? Where’d Chuck get any se3nse that Obama is increasing taxes on businesses? It’s fiction! Or senility.
Then there’s the American Thinker, a right wing whack job magazine that Rodin should sue were he alive. You can go anywhere on American Thinker and find whack jobs. They cover the conspiracies, black helicopters, the tripartite commission, the whole range. So finding one article to focus on is tough, but I’ve got Bob Weir. No, not THAT Bob Weir, founder of the Grateful Dead — he gives too much money to Democrats to be this special kind of whack job. No, this Bob Weir once wrote a column purporting to represent the thoughts of Terri Schiavo silently screaming to her parents. Man, serious whack job. In yesterday’s column Weir explains why Sarah Palin did not win the Vice Presidency — simple prejudice because she is Pro-Life. Here’s something of his reasoning, if it can be called that, from American Thinker:
The continuous assault on Sarah Palin is not so difficult to understand. In fact, it can be summed up thusly: she’s a woman opposed to abortion. You see, when a man says he’s opposed to abortion, women who disagree can accuse him of trying to control a woman’s body and/or simply not understanding how a woman feels about dealing with pregnancy, career achievement and defeating the “good ole boy” network. But, how are they going to justify that to a Sarah Palin, who has raised a family, been elected to the highest office in her state and has gained a reputation as a corruption fighter? And a woman decided to keep, raise, and love a Down syndrome child, her son Trig.
Bob Weir is the kind of Por-Life whack job who thinks that there is an “abortion movement,” that there are people in that movement trying to talk women into aborting fetuses. He’s the kind of nutcase that thinks this “abortion movement” protests at christenings and firebombs Babys-R-Us. Of course, he has as much evidence for his notion that Sarah Palin was attacked only because she is Pro-Life as he does that there is such an “abortion movement.” He is today’s Whack Job of the Week!




Besides the 20% lie, how can this person possibly be a person who either owns a company or is smart enough to be in a position to determine the hiring or firing of personnel? If he is, then his company has more problems than a fictional tax increase.
Let us think about percentages… most people are clueless when it comes to them. A 20% increase in taxes wouldn’t mean an accompanying 20% decrease in employment. Geeeez.
That is Joe the Plumber math. I am planning on buying a company I am unqualified to operate and incapable of paying for. In his wildest dreams he thinks it might make $250,000… but he doesn’t want to now because it would mean his taxes goes up from 36 to 39%?
Geee, I would love to take that job, but, well, going from $20,000 to $250,000 will raise my tax bracket. No thanks.
Well, if you know Chuck Norris, then you know you can’t possibly dispute what he says. He is a GOD after all.
No, it’s not difficult to understand. She was completely and utterly rejected by everyone but the lunatic fringe of the right wing. Why? Because she had NO real experience at all. Remember all that hullabaloo you righties made about Obama’s experience? He actually had more experience as an elected official than Hillary did, but that wasn’t enough for you. But it’s just Dandy if it’s a Republican.
She was mayor of a town of 5000 people for 8 years and left them $20 million in debt.
She ( like McCain ) decried so called ‘pork barrel spending’ but under her governorship Alaska had more per capital PBS than any other state in the Union. Not to mention the $3 million she wanted to study the mating habits of crabs. But oh, that’s ok because it’s a Republican asking for the money. It’s not like a $3 million dollar refit for a planetarium’s projector.
Add in the Bridge to Nowhere that she continued to lie about stopping.
Add in the Road To Nowhere that she won’t even talk about.
Add in her lies about how much oil Alaska produces.
Then add in the $250k they spent on clothes for her.
Add in the dirty campaigning.
Add in that her wingnut pastor chased witches around and had the hubris to demand that your God put Palin in the Presidency. “God, make a way.”
Add in the “I’m not gonna answer that question”
Add in the “Just what does the Vice President do?”
Add in the fact that she believed that being able to see Russia counted as foreign policy experience.
Add to that the fact that before McCain’s campaign picked her she’d only been out of the country twice.
Add to that the DISASTEROUS press interviews… and her call for ‘deference’ as though she should be treated with kid gloves.
Add to that the fact that she helped out a secessionist movement who’s leader was killed during a deal for plastic explosives.
Face it wingnuts, if she were a Democrat she would have been LAUGHED OFF THE STAGE everywhere she went by members of both parties. The only reason why you tolerated her was because she ‘pretty’ and ’sassy’ and represented everything YOU believe that America should be. A thin veneer of theoretical respectability over a core of corruption overlorded by a theocracy answerable to no one.
Sorry, but there are other people living here besides just you. Face it. You lost and lost big. Not just because of Bush but because you wingnuts betrayed everything your party stood for. Small government? How can you even say that with a straight face? Barry Goldwater’s ghost should slap you upside your head.
McCain might have won if he hadn’t sold out every stance he had since 2000 but picking Caribou Barbie as his running made sealed his fate.
With luck, Palin will be laughed off the stage in 2012 and will disappear down whatever hole she slithered out of. Back to the fringe where you all belong.