David Vitter is the current Senator from Louisiana, a man caught with a prostitution problem that involved, well, diapers. It seems there are people out there who are trying to draft a challenger, a porn star challenger, so at least there’d be some sexual honesty, I suppose. They’ve come up with Stormy Daniels, a rather stunning blond who is, of course, a porn star. The web site promoting her claims she will fight for libertarian values. From draftstormy.com:

A Storm that’s gonna sweep Louisiana clean of corrupt politicians once and for all! And that Storm’s name is Stormy. Stormy Daniels.

Honesty, passion and strength of character. These are the traits Louisiana needs in a Senator at this crucial time. And honesty, passion and strength is what is this Storm is all about.

A champion of entrepreneurism, a fighter for decency and the embodiment of pure libertarianism, Stormy Daniels will be a tireless champion for the forthright values of common sense and do-it-yourself individualism!

It may be that Stormy works in the porn industry and if you buy one of her Wicked Videos you will see more of her than you will of her prospective opponent, but she doesn’t wear a diaper when she does the naughty, and she isn’t frequenting prostitutes while claiming to have family values. I’m quite looking forward to Stormy’s candidacy, though it seems the founders of draftstormy.com haven’t gotten her signed on with this project as yet. Hey, she just might, though. Can you think of a better way to promote her career? Hey, and she could do a video with a guy who wears diapers and it would sell like. . . well, it might be a good. . . ummm. . . well. . . nevermind.

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