How Should Sarah Palin Relaunch Her Brand?
Sarah Palin has been lying low since her daughter’s baby daddy Levi kicked up that bad publicity, and the facts are that Sarah is ridiculed when she goes on national TV anyway. Her Q numbers are dropping fast, and so are her aspirations. But we dearly want Sarah to run in 2012, so let’s give her suggestions for getting national coverage.
Well, Sarah Palin may think that is so, having just launched the Sarah Palin Twitter account. Hey, what a hip thing to do! She’s following Tim Pawlenty, Sean Hannity, O’Reilly, the Drudge Report, Karl Rove, Newt Gingrich and Bobby Jindal, among others. How’s that for a line-up? I’m following her every move. This should be good. Indeed, I’m wondering if there should be a campaign on Twitter to follow Sarah Palin and comment on every inane Tweet that she sends over the innertubes. Hmm. Maybe I’ll get started on that.
Palin, whose popularity is waning, has decided to shore up the white male demographic who thinks she’s a cougar-in-waiting. She’s going to guest star on American Chopper. Yes, Sarah Palin has filmed an episode of the show as a guest. I’ve got nothing against bikes, not at all. But I can’t see that this does anything for Palin. What, did Montel not have room on his schedule? Here’s a video of Sarah talking to the American Chopper guys while leaning on a stuffed bear. The folks at NBC in DC are calling Palin a “Chopper Mom,” and at PoliticsUSA they are calling the video “surreal.”
I’m willing to bet that Palin simply can’t get national coverage lately, and that every time she does make a splash nationally it pushes her numbers down. So she’s going wherever she can with supposedly innocuous guest appearances. Hey, if Levi Johnson can do the talk show citcuit, then Sarah Palin can do the reality show circuit, eh? The only thing is that she’s reaching nobody with this. American Chopper’s popularity is waning, just as is Sarah’s. So I’m thinking a few suggestions are in order as to how Sarah Palin can recapture the limelight and relaunch her brand.
Two words: Celebrity Boxing. I’m thinking a video of Tanya Harding knocking out Sarah Palin will do the trick of bringing Sarah Palin back into the frontal lobes of her national constituency of morons. I bet she’d get huge ratings, and that she might even get some pay-per-view going. She could donate her earnings fromt he show to some good charity, or just start a college fund for Tripp and Trigger. But I’m sure you all have better suggestions.
I think Sarah Palin should just disappear into obscurity so we never have to hear her name again. A good start would be the people of Alaska voting her ass out next election.
I am a Sarah fan. Lets give Sarah Palin a chance. The lady sure has poise. This is Elizabeth from Israeli Uncensored News
So, Elizabeth, you willbe pulling for Sarah Palin when she takes on Tanya Harding? Would you rather it be boxing or jello wrestling?
TruTV should do a “World’s Dumbest Politicians” series (as there are more than the allowed 20 per show) & Palin could be in all of them, with a different stunt each time. Think of the coverage she could get!
Or she could be a “Ring Girl” for the UFC pay-per-view. That would get her type of crowd stirred up. (I’m thinking this because my husband ALWAYS seems to pay attention when those girls are carrying the numbers around. But he’s smart enough he wouldn’t listen to Palin, just stare. I think it’s a male reaction to seeing a nice figure in 2 small pieces of bikini type thing.)
I needed to spit my tea, Steven. Thank you. I’m going to clean my keyboard now.