Repubs Left Limp After Voting for McCain
Low testosterone was the result of their vote after Obama won last November. No wonder Glenn Beck is so angry. Perhaps the teabagging this past year has been a mass attempt at raising testosterone levels?
This is a medical study showing that men who voted for McCain or for Bob Barr in last November’s election suffered an immediate drop in testosterone. According to a Duke University study:
Young men who voted for Republican John McCain or Libertarian candidate Robert Barr in the 2008 presidential election suffered an immediate drop in testosterone when the election results were announced, according to a study by researchers at Duke University and the University of Michigan.
In contrast, men who voted for the winner, Democrat Barack Obama, had stable testosterone levels immediately after the outcome.
Female study participants showed no significant change in their testosterone levels before and after the returns came in.
The men who participated in the study would normally show a slight night-time drop in testosterone levels anyway. But on this night, they showed a dramatic divergence: The Obama voters’ levels didn’t fall as they should, and the McCain and Barr voters lost more than would have been expected.
There’s a whole bunch of room for snark here. I’ll just leave it for comments, with the simple thought that all those folks are now taking out their low testosterone levels by drinking tea and bagging with each other.
This is the most ridiculous metric I’ve seen since a study that rated TV anchors according to the galvanic skin response they produced in viewers.