Steel Cage Match: Clinton v. Dubya
What would you pay to see Bill Clinton debate George W. Bush? I won’t pay a dime, but I’m betting this is a sellout, the political sideshow of the century. I’m betting the vote is rigged. They’ll probably hire Glenn Beck to moderate or something. And then Glenn will cry.
MSG is staging a debate between Bill Clinton and George W. Bush. Yes, it is called “The Hottest Ticket in Political History.” February 28, 2010. Be there!
I’m thinking this must be rigged or something. Going in Dubya has to be a huge underdog, no? After all, only one of these guys advocated torture, invaded a country on false information that his Vice President can’t recall, advocated civil rights violations, etc. Bill doesn’t even take a back seat to Dubya’s strength, folksiness. If this is a true debate, it will be over before it starts. Yup, gotta be rigged. I’m betting Karl Rove will come brandishing a folding chair or something.
The rules of the debate clearly state that all answers must be phrased as unintelligible mumbles or incorrectly quoted bible verses.
Thomas: I hope you’re right. Otherwise, it’ll be a battle of wits with one side unarmed.